This person is 37 -- seriously

_______________ is sad that her mom had to put one of our family's horses down today. RIP, Itsy. Your goat friends are waiting for you in barnyard heaven with a full bucket of grain.

MrThanksFortheTip

..if u aint been outside get there, if u don't kno where it is, its the opposite of inside!!! ~mrletsenjoythisweather!

MrPurePoetry

...some things r a state of mind, gettin old, being kold, being hot when ur really not, like socks and flip flops being tacky when actually they r all a state of mind! ~mrmindonmymoney

Independent Women: Part Sigh

the date was good but he have to earn the NoOkie lol! ... You can't just give it to erbody!

Preach, "brotha"!

I praise ''GOD'' for my weekness!... ''SO WHAT'' that i use to be a HORE-MUNGER!... im still GODS child!...

"DAMN" I hate it, too!

Headed to court!...... ''DAMN'' i hate it!.... oh well, care nun bout these folks!...

Advances in science...

_____________ took the ARE YOU PREGNANT?!? quiz and got the result: Negative...

Negative.: Sorry. It's very unlikely that you are with child. Keep trying. Maybe next time .

"If I were, my doctor would have some explaining to do"

Why would you tweet this?

Where the HECK is aunt flo?

What Yal No Bout Dat?

_____________Good mornin all my fb fam! I am n a great mood all thankz 2 god! My sister iz getting MARRIED SATURDAY!!! I will b the first 2 say b ready 4 sum pic, they will b on fb saturday nite! Oh yeah school iz n 13 dayz, what yal no bout dat! Dayz off aint never look so good, lol. Well im out on the town, yal njoy ur day B BLESSED!!!

Totally!

________________ would rather get stuck watching the behind the scenes footage of "You Got Served" than have to sit through another t.v. reality show about some idiot falling in love with some numbnuts all while getting their asses bleached in a day spa.

MrTelephoneMan

...shout out to 901, 865, 423 and 615...u kan find me n da 404..where u at 513? ~Mrareakode

~MrCanUBelieveImAnAdult

__________________ ...been meetin a lot of good people lately, Memphis shows a nicca plenty of luv, I phucks wit da M, no place like home! ~mrputon4mycity!

Music is...being a pretentious d-bag

Music is greater than the commerce machine known as the entertainment industry. Music is frequency energy, which is eternal. singles on the radio are payed for, processed, pieces of disposable product. Everyone in this reality must make money to live..., why dont they leave the purity of music alone and go sell cars, or shoes, or clothes. Thats all these so-called music superstars are doing today anyway.

Please don't still m'y joy!

______________ Is well rested, now its time to E'merge!.... again, RiseNShine FB friends!.... Goodmorning ''BEAUTIFUL'' people!... lets smile today and be positive, so that means, ''LET NO ONE STILL UR JOY'' (wink)

STOOPID AZZ

MADD RIGHT NOW MY MAN IS SEND MY FRIENDS ADVICE ON FB THROUGH ME STUPID ASS

And you're still telling all your business...

_______________ is getting her hair done today praise Jehovah. I look like Ida B. Wells in the history books, before Madame CJ Walker put her on!

Stop telling all your business, sweetheart

Why do women get offended when I ask what kind of hair is that in their head? Baby girl, I have been wearing weaves(by choice let me clarify) for 5 years I KNOW a weave when I see one. I will tell you the brand, color, cost if I'm asked (THAT SAGA PARISIAN GLAM IS THE BOMB), so please get over yourself sweetheart.

Pop quiz!

________________ just took the "good pussy" quiz and the result is bomb ass pussy.

you know how to use your talents. you can work that thing like a champ. men cant stop calling

Tedious, I call them

___________ does not understand why people don't want to work for money..ignorant people I call them. but they want to live a lavish life and be around people that work hard for their money..wannabees I call them..I'm going places in life and those ign...orant and wannabees need to find that crew of people and stick with them...those that work hard, play hard and pray hard..they never stop getting money and making money. god in me

Yeah, like using English correctly

PPL HAVE PROBLEM NOW OF DAYS

Welcome to 2001!

A friend heard the funniest pickup line yesterday - Had to share w everyone! The guy said, "You must be from Tennessee. Cause you're the only 10 I see." Awesome

I believe that Children are our future

Proud Of My Daughter ________ Is So SMART, Teacher Said She Could Move Up 2 The First Grade In The Middle Of The Year. And Got Star Student Award 2 Day....

Know a thing or two about being annoying...?

Heading to sleep in hopes that our new downstairs neighbor will refrain from playing his bizzare Willy Wonka, Umpa Lumpa, WAY to loud bass music that actually reverberates our chests while in bed in the morning for day three! Is he learning the Tuba? Bass? It's the same song on loop for an hour... dum, dum, dum, dud, dud dud dud, dum, dum, dum aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhg. LOL!

Gosh, me too!

___________ is ugh with a side of ugh wug. Back still killing me, resting and trying not to set it off and further. mooooooo.

What does "entertaining" mean now?

had Steve just finished watching Oceans 13. Nice! Really Entertaining!

How I Met Your Nerd

__________ can't decide whether she'd rather be an executive mischief consultant or slap bet commissioner. (HIMYM DVD overdose)

What up(80,000$)?!

Headed back to the Casino Resorts!.... gotta go get settle in my room 1st, Checkin @ 3:00!.... FB see ya'll Sunday!.... What up Cuz(Dexter Hinton) wish you was here to break these BASTARDS with me!... lol, Dont worry!.. I got you August 21st. 80,000$ here we come!......

Hey, Tank, boot up the Matrix please...

To fellow AE geeks... Is there an expression or an easy way to have a layer automatically scale up as you move it back in Z space so that when you look directly straight on with the 3D cam it doesn't look like it moved at all? - I usually do it manually, push it back in space then scale it until it looks right... but in this instance it has to be 100% exact...

Of course not, silly!

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Lol

Well, I'll Be, (Fab)YI!

Peeptoes are fabulous shoes for the summertime because they allow your feet to breathe...

I like MyFace, too, young'ns!

Wow tweeter is up again!!!

Fly girl

hAS BOOKED HER last TRIP OF THE MONTH...... I NEED TO GET MY ON PERSONAL JET....

Cum on girl!

OFF 2 BED, 3:45AM CUMS FAST... GET MY HUSBAND UP & GET HIM SUM THING TO EAT & ON HIS WAY 2 WORK... GOOD NITE MY FRIENDS & FAMILY... ♥ ONE LUV ♥

Welcome to the real deal

Have you ever seen a Facebook, Twitter or MySpace (ha! - who's still using that) status update that simply boggled the mind, yet you had nowhere to turn to express how dreadful it was? Welcome to Tell Me It's Real, where we can have a collective laugh at some of the worst displays of humankind.

Here's your first gem:

Facebook/August 6, 2009/Noon: "~ Hello Sir, don't you remember me? Come on my face, Come on my face, COME ON MY FACE!"