Em, how you say, ah yes, "kill yourself"

my dog has been menstruating for pass 2.5 weeks.. damn she runnin though panties like water.. time to get this ass fix!

Wow -- and you're white

You know your from Memphis when..You use words and phrases like "damn right", stout", "junt", "she goin", "kinfolk", "killa fye head", "gettin cap", "checkin'","Yeah..., Yeah!!", "gettin skully", "chiefin", "fie", and end sentences wit "foo", "BRUH" & "manne" and end roasts wit "lookin ass"

How dare a baby wake up early!

tooooo sleepy for some reason Ja'Michael want to wake his little as up at 6 this morning but i'm str8 now just got threw eating breakfast...fina wake the hubby/babydaddy up and get this day started

Overtime of prayers? Check!

___________________ is confused as to why some many people have let themselves go..where they doing that at..it takes 45min in the gym to stay fit, a great nutrional homecooked meal to stay healthy, at least 9 hours of sleep to age gracefully and overtime of prayers to ...stay blessed...please get it together people..all that time your keeping up w these reality shows you need a reality check about your health..I'm just saying

What you really need is an unconcealed life

Hey Mafia Wars players....could you help me out....I need some concealable cameras...thanks

I can see why you logged on then

___________________ believes she and a few of her friends on here will eventually be fired because of our excessive use of facebook.....LOL!

Hope your 3rd grade school year is going great!

(via Twitter): Do people actually hump on Hump Day?....lol

MrHighlySelective

mayne i'll neva chase a female, jus not in me, pick any 10 pennies and u have ur dime, but ur pockets will remain on empty, females cease to amaze me with they so-kalled pimping, HA, u thought I was gonna do what? mayne chicks out her tripping! ~mridontkarehowfinesheis!

I'm not a doctor, I just play one on Facebook

__________________ really want some women to get some self esteem..I can lend you some of mine b/c I'm at 150%..its not one day that goes by and I don't think I'm the greatest woman God wants me to be..being insecure is a disease and last time I checked there's no cure for that...

Preach on!

________________ is confused as to why some many people have let themselves go..where they doing that at..it takes 45min in the gym to stay fit, a great nutrional homecooked meal to stay healthy, at least 9 hours of sleep to age gracefully and overtime of prayers to ...stay blessed...please get it together people..all that time your keeping up w these reality shows you need a reality check about your health..I'm just saying

Don't get it twisted, Jesus!

Yayyy!... finaly back in bible study!... i missed sunday services, so it feels good to be back in the word!... but dont get it twisted clowns!... IM STILL ON IT!! (wink)

If you having stomache problems, I feel bad for you, son!

_________________ Is Hungry!.... my stomache is touching my back!...

So Glad You Tweeted Today

Just permed my hair, got da conditioner in now...gonna fix me somethin quick 2 eat in da meantime b4 I rinse & set lol